Zis Morning, ah got dragged along to a family portrait session again.IMG_6316

Mah Muzzerr gave me le big lecture on ‘ow ah waz to be’ave mahzelf.
On and on she went.
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Apparently, ah am NOT allowed to be a big ‘am.
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But ah realise she ‘as not zaid anything about being a small  ‘am.
Zis cheers me up immensely.
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Mah Muzzerr, arranged mah ‘airstyle. She always do zis.
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Now you are going to be a good boy? she zay.
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Ah promise to try mah ‘ardest. Ah am not any type of ‘am.
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After La Muzzerr and zon shots, it waz time for le whole family including Le Uncle.
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After la family group photos we all got to play in le big paddock.
Ah waz not a ‘am Muzzerr, ah zay, waz ah? Waz ah Muzzerr? Waz Ah?
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Muzzerr did not acknowledge mah lack of ‘aminess, she just got grumpy again.
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Zo ah decide to be a racing ‘am. Ah am a very fast ‘am.
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Zere iz no ‘am anywhere zat can go zis fast.
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Mah Muzzerr is not a ‘am. Muzzerr iz a very slow ‘orze. She is also a very grumpy ’orze.
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Ah am too busy being a ‘andsome ‘am to be grumpy.
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Finally, ah let ‘er zink she ‘as caught me.
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You ‘ave got me Muzzerr, ah zay
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You caught le ‘am.
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Right ‘ere Muzzerr, it is ah, your zon.
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Muzzerr?
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Because she ignore me ah tell ‘er ah might die, and ah wail out loud.
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Ah am not a ‘am any more ah sniff.
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Ah make Muzzerr promise to never be grumpy again.
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Even when ah do zis.
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Zen ah may ‘ave gone a bit too far, ah can’t ‘elp mahself, ah bite ‘er bottom.
It waz zere, and ah am’ere also.
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Well she get all grumpy at me and even though ah apologize and zay ah don’t know what got into me, she zend me away.
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That boy, she zay to Le Uncle, he’s got more cheek than you can shake a stick at.
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Zo ah decide to test zat theory and ah find a stick to shake.
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And shake
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And shake zum more.
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And zen ah find mah Daddy and make ‘im scratch mah bum.
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Ah am Lord of Le Paddock and people are zere to zerve me..
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Zen, and ah truly don’t know what got into me, but ah go for a big kiss…
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And suddenly ah realise, mah Muzzerr was right; ah ‘ave got more cheek zan ah can shake a stick at.
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