Uzzeurr Muzzeurr ‘oo ‘ave desarded to call UzMuzz ‘ave arrive.
‘Allo allo UzMuzz’ ah say, ‘that is you’ ah add ‘elpfully.
Today ah ‘ave le bit in le mouth, but ah will show Monsieur Rory that ah can do more than that. Ah also add le rope.
Actually, ah am undoing le tie up rope.
Nobody can keep me tied up for long.
‘Look UzMuzz’ ah say, ‘ah ‘ave le bit between le teefs and Limpet is strapped on mah back’.
It is tarm to show off to la girls be’ind le fence. Ah ‘ave ‘ad le weekend off and am ready to get to le work.
Ah am le working ‘orse now.
”ang on Limpet’ ah murmeur
The it is tarm to really get le move on. La girls are watching and ah am off fasteur than le speeding pullet.
The ah stop and ah play with le bit in le mouth. Monsieur Roar Eee take it out and we all walk oveur to le arena.
On le way, we are accosted by le big blueh monsteur. It does roar but ah am not afraid.
Ah stand in le most casual pose, resting le foot so la girls know ah am not afraid of le blueh monsteur ‘oo roar.
We all stand around and act le casual for le bit.
Monsieur Roar Eee stand and rest ‘is foot while ‘e touch le bleuh monsteur.
Ah ‘ave to admit ah am impressed by that.
Then it is tarm to show UzzMuzz ‘ow Monsieur Roar Eee ‘as progress with ‘is L’impet wrestling.
‘e is not bad at staying on L’impet ‘oo is on mah back. AH am careful to balance them both.
Ah experiment with le eyes closed. That is ‘ow easy ah am finding this. Ah smile and ‘um a little melody.
Then ah get a bit dizzy and forget what ah am doing.
Ah ‘ave to open l’eyes to check to see if la girls are still watching – of course, they are.
We all go back to mah ‘student flat’ and UzzMuz brush mah ‘air afteur le Monsieur once again wrestle L’impet to le ground. Then UzzMuzz unpack le week worth of le clean underpants, lunch and dinneur nom and clean mah room.
Ah am ‘oping la girls do not notice ‘er fussing oveur me. Ah am embarrassed but not so embarrassed that ah do not want ‘er to continue.
Finally she go ‘ome.
‘Do not worry about me UzzMuz’ and ah whispeur, ‘ah am le good little boy’