Pronounciation and Apologies….

Today I learn about a small matter of pronounciation.
Le Uncle too me aside to talk about ‘ow ah mistook what ‘e said to me yesterday.IMG_7206

‘Mate’, he said, ‘you’ve got some apologizing to do’.IMG_7187

Ah feel like ah am always apologizing for something so ah am not keen.IMG_7180

‘What do you mean ah ‘ave some apologizing to do’, ah zay.
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‘e took me away from La Muzzerr and ‘e explain the difference between farting and fighting.
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Zuddenly ah don’t feel zo smart.
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‘Go orn now mate’, ‘e zay, ‘apologise to your Mother’.
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And ‘e shoves me towards ‘er.
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‘Muzzer,’ ah zay, ‘Muzzerr’ she doez not look ‘appy to be stopped from ‘er ‘oovering le paddock.
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‘Muzzerr, ah need to talk to you about le difference between farting and fighting’.
Now she does not look pleased to see me at all.
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Zo ah rush over to ‘er and ah burst out crying like Le Uncle zaid ah should.
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‘Muzzerr,’ ah zob, ‘ah am zorry ah realize now  Le Uncle told me to FIGHT for freedom’.
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‘ah ‘onestly thought ‘e zaid to FART for it’.
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‘Did your Uncle put you up this too?’ she zaid.
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‘Ow does mah Muzzerr know everyzing?’
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