Today I learn about a small matter of pronounciation.
Le Uncle too me aside to talk about ‘ow ah mistook what ‘e said to me yesterday.

‘Mate’, he said, ‘you’ve got some apologizing to do’.

Ah feel like ah am always apologizing for something so ah am not keen.

‘What do you mean ah ‘ave some apologizing to do’, ah zay.

‘e took me away from La Muzzerr and ‘e explain the difference between farting and fighting.

Zuddenly ah don’t feel zo smart.

‘Go orn now mate’, ‘e zay, ‘apologise to your Mother’.

And ‘e shoves me towards ‘er.

‘Muzzer,’ ah zay, ‘Muzzerr’ she doez not look ‘appy to be stopped from ‘er ‘oovering le paddock.

‘Muzzerr, ah need to talk to you about le difference between farting and fighting’.
Now she does not look pleased to see me at all.

Zo ah rush over to ‘er and ah burst out crying like Le Uncle zaid ah should.

‘Muzzerr,’ ah zob, ‘ah am zorry ah realize now  Le Uncle told me to FIGHT for freedom’.

‘ah ‘onestly thought ‘e zaid to FART for it’.

‘Did your Uncle put you up this too?’ she zaid.

‘Ow does mah Muzzerr know everyzing?’