Today mah Muzzerr iz still ignoring me.
Muzzerr, ah zay, Muzzerr why iz your tail zo long?

Muzzerr, what do you mean it not detachable?

Muzzerr, am ah detachable?

Muzzerr, ah am not detachable ah zay.

You cannot detach me Muzzerr, ah zay.

Az usual Muzzerr iz getting very cranky with me and ah do not understand why.

Zo ah try zomezing Le Uncle taught me to zay.
Muzzerr, ah zay, ah love you.

It’s amazing – just making up a big fib like zat, make mah Muzzerr not cranky any more.
Le Uncle zay it work on all le girls.

Le rest of le morning we stood around playing Le ‘Foo Manchu’…

We even did a Muzzerr and Zon ‘Foo Manchu’.

I wonder if le sheeps know ‘ow to play zis.