Today, ah find mah dumbbell  – it is a ‘eavy one –
not many ‘orzes could even lift zis.

But of course ah am a very strong ‘orze zo ah do chest presses wiz it…123

Zen it time for bouncy …

Before doing 50 laps of le paddock at le speed of la speedy pullet.

And a few ‘and stands…

Zen la miracle ‘appen – mah Muzzerr, she get in le mood for le fun.
She look like a flying ‘ippo.

I know now ah probably should not ‘ave mentioned that to ‘er.
Muzzerr, ah say, Muzzerr, ah ‘ave to tell you zumzing…

Zo once again Muzzerr is a crabby ‘orze.

‘oo doez not want to play wiz me, ‘er zon.

But ah don’t care.
Ah am a ‘appy ‘orze.