Allo allo, tis I Le Existential Zephyrrr just woken up from a long and zatisfying sleep.

Le first thing ah do before ah do anyzing else is check my busy Le schedule wiz La PA.

Eh errrrm Muzzerr, do not let on what I am asking you

But what am I doing today?

Bazket weaving?

Bazket weaving…OK Ah can do zis.

No really ah can…

Ah need more stalks

It is just a small matter of zeperating zem

And Voila!

Un small step for Existential Zephyrrr, one giant bazket for…

Ang on a minute…

Quelle horror –
Ooo ate my basket?

No really, it waz just ere.
What do you mean ah ave a dirty bottom, ave you looked at yours lately?

Mum, Mum, what is this?
It’s my neck Son.

Yes but why?
It just is.

What about up here, what is this?
It is you being a pain in the neck.

Mum, Mum, what does your neck do?

Have I got one?

What if we had two necks?

Mum, Mum, why haven’t I got two necks?

Mum, why does your neck start here?

Why can’t you have another neck?

I want two necks.

Ears should go here.

Why don’t ears go here?

You should have a whole row of them up here.

Mum, why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Mum, will I be a sheep when I grow up?

Mum, was my Dad a sheep?

Mum why have we got legs instead of wheels? I want wheels.

Mum, Mum…
Oh for GAWDZ sake, PERSIL…..TAKE HIM!

I don’t THINK so Merlot, it wasn’t me who went off and got herself PREGNANT MERLOT.

My Muzzerr, she laze around all day if it were not for me.

Ah ‘ave to get ‘er up if ah want to be fed.

Get up Muzzerr, you lazy ‘efferlump, ah say, Get up now.

It works every time because…

Ah am Le Boss around ‘ere.

Ah like to start mah day wiz a salute to le sun.

Zen, ah like to zing a zong