Ah may look lark ah am not doing much but even when ah am still, ah am doing stuff. For instance, ‘ere ah am flexing le muscles.
Ah stand le other way while casually inspecting le muscular chest.
It does ‘ave a lot of muscle on it.
Then ah trot off to find more stuff to do.
Muzzeur and L’Uncle stand around doing Stuff All. They are very le boring.
So naturally, ah decide to start le stampede.
‘LOOK OUT!’ ah yell, ‘Le end of le world is ‘appening’, and ah gallop flat out towards Muzzeur and Le Uncle’.
We all gallop about in la big panic and ah am enjoying le end of le world immensely.
Le Uncle and Muzzeur ‘ave no idea it is not really le end of le world.
Ah run beside Le Uncle making motorbark noises with mah lips. (‘e ‘ate le motorbark)
‘Rrrrrrrrrrrp RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRp’ ah go.
Le Uncle bolt off. ‘e is worried. Motorbark AND le end of le world!
Suddenly, ‘e realise, it is me pretending to be le motorbark.
Now, through no fault of mah own, ah am in le big trouble.
Ah am going to ‘ave to fart for mah rights.
Ah was ‘oping Muzzeur mart defend me, ‘er only son.
But Muzzeurr, she is too busy standing around doing Stuff All again.
‘Muzzeurr’ ah say ‘opefully, ‘MUZZEURRR! you ‘ave to ‘elp me, Le Uncle is trying to bart me for no reason at all’
Unfortunately, that encourage Muzzeurr to start waffling on about ‘ow ah need to grow up, bleuh bleuh and ‘ow when she was mah age bleuh bleuh bleuh…
Sacre Bleuh! She was never mah age.
Le Uncle and ah think this is hilarious.
We stop farting and walk around ‘er, ‘Bleuh bleuh bleuh’ ah say.
‘Gab gab gab,’ say Le Uncle in Australian language.
‘Your mother ees like a kookaburra een parliament,’ ‘e say, ‘she has a lot to say but none of eet makes any sense’.
Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e mean but ah laugh nervously anyway.
Uzzeur muzzeur ‘as come to take Muzzeur out for some exercise and ah am sensing le big trouble for LeUncle and ah when she get back.