Mah Muzzerr is no fun. She iz az boring az a dead bird and ah know ‘ow boring zey are
because ah watch one for ‘alf an hour and ‘e do nothing le ‘ole time ah watch.

‘Wake up Muzzerr’ah yell and ah shake ‘er ‘elpfully.

‘Muzzerr’, ah zay, ‘you are az boring az a dead bird’..

‘Muzzerr, ah ‘ave ‘ad it up to ‘ere’ ah zay.

Muzzerr tell me not to be a naughty little boy.

Or waz it ‘ere?

‘no ah am not’ ah zay, ‘ah am a good boy, ‘oo is also a brave and clever boy, mah Uzzer Muzzer zay zo’.

Ah notice Le Uncle staring at me. ‘e is rolling ‘is eyes. ‘e must ‘ave somezing in zem.

Ah check out Muzzerr’s chassis in case there iz a meteor under there.
There is not but you can never be too sure. Ah grab a quick drink while ah am zere.

Zen, a wonderful zing ‘appen.
Mah Uzzerr Muzzerr arrive and she zee ‘ow boring mah Muzzerr iz zo she put a ‘alter on mah Muzzerr.

Now mah Muzzerr ‘as to go everywhere wiz me.

‘Ow do Tug Boats make it look zo easy?