Boring as a dead bird.

Mah Muzzerr is no fun. She iz az boring az a dead bird and ah know ‘ow boring zey are
because ah watch one for ‘alf an hour and ‘e do nothing le ‘ole time ah watch.
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‘Wake up Muzzerr’ah yell and ah shake ‘er ‘elpfully.
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‘Muzzerr’, ah zay, ‘you are az boring az a dead bird’..
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‘Muzzerr, ah ‘ave ‘ad it up to ‘ere’ ah zay.
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Muzzerr tell me not to be a naughty little boy.
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Or waz it ‘ere?
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‘no ah am not’ ah zay, ‘ah am a good boy, ‘oo is also a brave and clever boy, mah Uzzer Muzzer zay zo’.
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Ah notice Le Uncle staring at me. ‘e is rolling ‘is eyes. ‘e must ‘ave somezing in zem.
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Ah check out Muzzerr’s chassis in case there iz a meteor under there.
There is not but you can never be too sure. Ah grab a quick drink while ah am zere.
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Zen, a wonderful zing ‘appen.
Mah Uzzerr Muzzerr arrive and she zee ‘ow boring mah Muzzerr iz zo she put a ‘alter on mah Muzzerr.
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Now mah Muzzerr ‘as to go everywhere wiz me.
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‘Ow do Tug Boats make it look zo easy?
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