Sculpted in the Clouds

Ah am Muzzerr’s ‘Personal Trainer’.
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Le Uncle and ah discussed Muzzer’s fat botterm and decided something need to be done.
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She does ‘ave a fat botterm.
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She was posing for some photographs while Le Uncle and ah discuss politics and such important stuff.
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‘No, ah do not think you would be suitable to be President of this paddock;’ ah ‘ad to say eet.
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‘Ah do not think you ‘ave all le qualifications’ ah continue.
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Le Uncle, ‘e agree. ‘You’re roight  Son,’ ‘e say, ‘but I’d make a bloody good Prime Meenister’
Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e ees on about so ah just agree with ‘im.
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Then eet ees mah turn to pose.
Muzzerr slick mah ‘air down with slobbeur, and put on mah ‘Fresh Faced Intelligent Young Man face’.
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Uzzerr Muzzerr brush mah ‘air back over mah face.
Clearly eet does not pay to look too intelligent.
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Just then, ah spy a cloud up een le sky.
Eet ees shaped exactly like Muzzerr’s big botterm!
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Ah cannot  take mah eyes off eet.
‘oo climb up there and immortalize Muzzerr’s Botterm out of fluff, ah wonder.
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Le Big Questions

Ah often ponder le big questions, for example … Why am ah ‘ere?
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Why am ah ‘ere and not over there where Muzzerr ees?
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‘ow did ah get ‘ere? Ah probably walked but ah am not sure.
Ah can not remembeer.
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Ah lie on mah back and stare up at le sky searching for answers
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Ah decide then, to set out on le journey of discovery –
one in which ah a find le one ‘oo  ‘ave all le answers.
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Ah search, for many minutes and then at last, ah see ‘im.
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‘LE UNCLE,’ ah yell, ‘ah ‘ave a question for you’.
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‘Don’t you go bothering your Uncle,’ Muzzerr say, ‘He is busy’.
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But a question of such magnitude, it can not wait.
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‘Le Uncle’, ah say when ah catch up to ‘im.
‘Ah ‘ave an important question’.
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And eet ees then that ah notice, Le Uncle look like a big carrot from be’ind.
So naturally, ah take a bite, just in case ‘e actually ees a big carrot disgiuised as mah Uncle.
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Ah take eet, from ‘is reaction, that ‘e ees not a carrot at all!
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Now ah ‘ave to repeat one ‘undred times,
‘Le Uncle ees not and never was, a big carrot’.
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