Calling for Help

Ah ‘ave discovered somezing all by myself.
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Not even le Uncle ‘elped me wiz zis one.
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‘e is busy ignoring me.
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Anyway, ah discovered zat if ah squeal, le Uzzerr muzzerr come rushing out of le big stable she live in.
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Zen ah get lots of cuddles and she tells me ‘ow brave and ‘andsome ah am.
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Of course, ah already know zis, but ah like to be reminded anyhow.
Ah tried it several times today and it worked every time.
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Even le old pooch Partly Bluett and ‘is friend La cat Possovitz MacFearsome were impressed.
Zey came out to watch.
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Possovitz came over to congratulate me.
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But zen she appear to forget what it waz she waz doing.
Cats ‘ave got very small brains.
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‘Le Uncle’ ah call, ‘watch zis’, ah yell,  and ah squeal loudly.
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Of course La Uzzerr Muzzerr comes rushing out like a ‘Bat wiz ‘iz bum on fire’ – according to le Uncle.
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‘Crikey’ zay Le Uncle, ‘You beaut’
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Zo naturally, we wait till Uzzerr Muzzerr go back inside and zen le Uncle try it.
And when she rushes out again, ‘e act like ‘e is surprised to zee ‘er.
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Zo ah act like ah never zeen ‘er in mah life before.
She stop rushing out after zat.
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