Ah ‘ave discovered somezing all by myself.
Not even le Uncle ‘elped me wiz zis one.
‘e is busy ignoring me.
Anyway, ah discovered zat if ah squeal, le Uzzerr muzzerr come rushing out of le big stable she live in.
Zen ah get lots of cuddles and she tells me ‘ow brave and ‘andsome ah am.
Of course, ah already know zis, but ah like to be reminded anyhow.
Ah tried it several times today and it worked every time.
Even le old pooch Partly Bluett and ‘is friend La cat Possovitz MacFearsome were impressed.
Zey came out to watch.
Possovitz came over to congratulate me.
But zen she appear to forget what it waz she waz doing.
Cats ‘ave got very small brains.
‘Le Uncle’ ah call, ‘watch zis’, ah yell, and ah squeal loudly.
Of course La Uzzerr Muzzerr comes rushing out like a ‘Bat wiz ‘iz bum on fire’ – according to le Uncle.
‘Crikey’ zay Le Uncle, ‘You beaut’
Zo naturally, we wait till Uzzerr Muzzerr go back inside and zen le Uncle try it.
And when she rushes out again, ‘e act like ‘e is surprised to zee ‘er.
Zo ah act like ah never zeen ‘er in mah life before.
She stop rushing out after zat.