Inwhich finally ah get to play wiz Le Uncle!

Today ah annoy mah Muzzerr zo much zat she finally agree to allow le Uncle to take me.
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Just between you and me, ah did not zink ah ‘ad been all zat annoying.
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‘I have had it up to here with that boy,’ mah muzzerr zaid when she dropped me off.
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‘Crikey’ said Le Uncle, ‘keep your hair on Old Girl, I’ll sort him’.
And ‘e grabbed ‘old of me.
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Oi! ah roared, ‘you can’t just grab me like zat, ah am  Lord Lubbaduck you know’.
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‘Sshhhh mate’ zay Le Uncle ‘play along with me, this is for your Mother’s benefit’.
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Well ah got it zen.
‘Muzzerr’, ah squeeked, ‘please don’t leave me wiz le Uncle’.
‘That’s it mate,’ whispered Le uncle.
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Well zat is exactly what she did. I could not believe mah luck.
Le Uncle iz a very smart ‘orze and ah tell ‘im zo.
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‘Yeah, steady on a bit mate’, he zay, ‘you just have to learn about sheilas’.
Ah ‘ave no idea what a Sheila iz but ah am not about to tell le Uncle.
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Mah day iz getting brighter by le minute.
Le Uncle and ah play a game of ‘ad it up to ‘ere’ .
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Zen ‘e takes me to le ‘ole in la ‘edge where we can spy on le girls next door.
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Pretty soon ah get a bit bored wiz zat.
Come on Uncle’ ah zay, ‘ah ‘ave AD IT UP TO ‘ERE’
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Le Uncle haz forgotten ah am ‘ere. Zo ah bite ‘im.
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Maybe ah went a bit too far.
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Le next zing ah know ‘e is giving me a big telling off!
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And ‘e drags me back to la  Muzzerr!
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And now ah ‘ave 2 boring old ‘orzes making sure ah not be annoying.
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