Today ah annoy mah Muzzerr zo much zat she finally agree to allow le Uncle to take me.

Just between you and me, ah did not zink ah ‘ad been all zat annoying.

‘I have had it up to here with that boy,’ mah muzzerr zaid when she dropped me off.

‘Crikey’ said Le Uncle, ‘keep your hair on Old Girl, I’ll sort him’.
And ‘e grabbed ‘old of me.

Oi! ah roared, ‘you can’t just grab me like zat, ah am  Lord Lubbaduck you know’.

‘Sshhhh mate’ zay Le Uncle ‘play along with me, this is for your Mother’s benefit’.

Well ah got it zen.
‘Muzzerr’, ah squeeked, ‘please don’t leave me wiz le Uncle’.
‘That’s it mate,’ whispered Le uncle.

Well zat is exactly what she did. I could not believe mah luck.
Le Uncle iz a very smart ‘orze and ah tell ‘im zo.

‘Yeah, steady on a bit mate’, he zay, ‘you just have to learn about sheilas’.
Ah ‘ave no idea what a Sheila iz but ah am not about to tell le Uncle.

Mah day iz getting brighter by le minute.
Le Uncle and ah play a game of ‘ad it up to ‘ere’ .

Zen ‘e takes me to le ‘ole in la ‘edge where we can spy on le girls next door.

Pretty soon ah get a bit bored wiz zat.
Come on Uncle’ ah zay, ‘ah ‘ave AD IT UP TO ‘ERE’

Le Uncle haz forgotten ah am ‘ere. Zo ah bite ‘im.

Maybe ah went a bit too far.

Le next zing ah know ‘e is giving me a big telling off!

And ‘e drags me back to la  Muzzerr!

And now ah ‘ave 2 boring old ‘orzes making sure ah not be annoying.