In trouble again.

Today I waz in le middle of a deep sleep when ah ‘ear mah Muzzerr grumbling at moi from ‘alf way across le paddock.
Ah ‘ate it when she does zat, eet is embarrassing.
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Ah realise ah better go and zee what ah ‘ave done wrong now.IMG_7545

Ah could not zink of anyzing zo bad ah had done in le last ‘alf ‘our.IMG_7546

Le Uncle came over to warn me about la Muzzerr’s mood.IMG_7657

‘Son’ ‘e zay, ‘I would not want to be in your hooves’.
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‘You are in deep doo doos’ ‘e zay.
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‘ah ‘ave done nothing’ ah zay, ‘she must ‘ave mistaken me for some uzzer little boy’.
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But ah put mah apology face on and go and talk to mah Muzzerr.
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‘Ah did not really zink you missed anyzing when you ‘oover’ah zay..
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‘And when ah tell you  your bottom iz zis wide ah did not mean to compare it wiz Le Uncle’s girlfriends next door’.
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But ah can tell she iz not believing me.
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‘Muzzerr’ ah zay, ‘Muzzerr, wait…’
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‘It waz not me ‘oo bit your bottom, zat waz zum uzzerr naughty boy –
Ah would never do such a zing’.
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‘And ah waz only trying to ‘elp you go faster when ah pushed you from be’ind’.
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‘And when ah make faces at Le Uncle ah waz joking.
Your Bottom does not really smell zat bad…Muzzerr?’
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But Muzzerr is pretty mad wiz me and she is not talking to le uncle again either.
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‘Halp me explain, Uncle Persil’, ah zay, ‘Muzzerr iz not listening’.
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‘You’re on your own there mate,’ ‘e zay ‘if you want to behave like a great Galah with tickets on yourself, that’s up to you, don’t bring me into it’.
‘E iz speaking Australian again and ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e iz on about.
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‘Muzzerr,’ah zay, ‘Muzzerr zere iz anuzzer little boy ‘oo look just like me –
only not quite az ‘andsome’.
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‘‘e run around like zis and do stupeed stuff’.
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‘For cherists sake’ zay le Uncle, ‘remember what ah told you about stroppy mares’
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And suddenly ah do remember, ah rush after Muzzerr to apply zis knowledge.
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‘Muzzerr, Muzzerr, you stroppy mare, ah love you’ ah yell.
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‘Muzzerr, you are la most beautiful ‘orze in le ‘ole wide world’ ah zay when ah ‘ear le Uncle shouting at me not to mention anyzing about stroppy mares.
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Ah am stretching the limit of mah sincerity ‘ere but it zeem to be working.
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She slows down and ah tell ‘er zat she smell like a big bag of chaff.
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Zat stopped ‘er. Zuddenly she all over me like a bucket of warm mollases.
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And when she finally goes off to do more le ‘oovering,
well ah don’t know what got into me, ah just can’t ‘elp mahself…
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