Speaking Engagements

Since being awarded le Veterinary de la Séance Degree with Distinction,
and being made Professeur Emeritus, ah ‘ave a lot of speaking engagements.
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Lark this morning for example.
Muzzeur was introducing me to le large crowd ‘oo ‘ave gathered to ‘ear what ah ‘ave to say…
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First she clear ‘er throat and then – ‘My son need no introduction’ she say…
At least I assume that ees what she say, ah am not actually listening.
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She bow to le audience but ah am too  busy playing with le Uncle to give mah speech.
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Le Uncle and ah were ‘aving a quick game of ‘ad eet up to ‘ere to settle mah nerves.
Ah do not think anyone notice. We are ‘idden be’ind Muzzeur’s big botterm.
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Mah friend Gollamb ‘as come to listen and ‘ee ees all ears.
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Muzzeur can ‘andle le introductions while ah score le points.
All eyes are on Muzzeur.
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Gollamb ‘as brought ‘is sister Muslamb along with ‘im. She ees weird.
‘Get on with it’ she yell. She ees le rude sheeps.
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Muzzeur ees nearing le end of ‘er speech.
Considering eet was all about me ah am surprised eet was so short.
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‘Excuse moi Le Uncle’ ah say, ‘ah am due on stage’.
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Suddenly Muzzeur ees distracted. Le Uncle seize le opportunity to score le point in le game.
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Suddenly ah ‘ave forgotten all about giving le speech.
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Beside, Muzzeur seem to be enjoying ‘er moment in le spotlight.
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And quite frankly ah can not let Le Uncle win one more game of ‘ad eet up to ‘ere.
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