La stormy weather is over and we ‘ave our jackets off.
Ah was ‘elping Muzzerr and Le Uncle ‘oover le paddock.
Ah am a very ‘elpful boy.
Suddenly Le ‘ouse God is letting us know we ‘ave a pile of visitors.
Muzzerr tell me ‘e a very Fat Cat.
Whenever mah Dad dresses in such a fashion impeded way ‘e at least ‘as carrots.
Ah begin to give zis man a thorough carrot inspection.
Suddenly mah Dad leans over and whispers to me.
‘There are no carrots on this man’ ‘e say. ‘Do not be a rude boy’.
And ‘e tickle m on le ‘ead like that will make up for le carrot shortage.
Le very fat ‘ouse God is glaring at le men ‘oo ‘ave no carrots also.
Clearly ‘e cannot believe there ees not even a carrot for ‘im.
Ah decide to inspect la uzzer person.
She eez a friend of Uzzerr Muzzerrs.
Ah ‘ave a friend also. ‘is name is Gollamb.
Gollamb ees a sheeps. ‘e like carrots too.
Ah am just informing Muzzerr’s friend, that we all like carrots when ah ‘ear Muzzerr.
‘ZEPHYR!!’ She shrieks in a voice so loud it make Muslamb’s (‘oo ees Gollambs big sister) ‘air stand on end.
Even Gollamb, ‘is ‘air stand on end too.
We all wonder eef she announcing le end of le world.
‘Have you cleaned your teeth?’ she yell.
Even Le ‘ouse God cannot believe she yell such a thing in front of visitors.
Lucky ‘e so fat or ‘e would ‘ave fallen off le fence post.
Of course ah ‘ave cleaned mah teeths. Ah show everyone mah clean teeths.
‘See?’ ah say, ‘they do not get cleaner than this’.
Gollamb ees well impressed.
‘Lord LubbaDuck’ ee say, addressing me for once, with le appropriate title.
‘Teeths do not get any cleaner than that’.
Being a sheeps, Gollambs ees not very original but ah forgive ‘im.
‘Thank you Gollamb’ ah say, ‘you ‘ave a good ‘airstyle’.
And then, when ah see Le ‘ouse god ‘ees looking at me, ah decide eet only polite to add – ‘and you, ‘ouse God, you a very fat cat’.
‘ow was ah supposed to know Le ‘ouse God ees sensitive about ‘is weight?’