Eet ees ‘ugely exciting here today.
Les Girls ‘ave arrived next door.
Of course, Muzzerr and ah ‘urry over to say ‘allo.
Ah am very keen to meet Les Girls now that ah am no longer a ‘airy little boy.
Ah was just a baby ‘orze when ah last saw them.
Muzzerr ees ‘urrying over to try to make sure ah do not spend too much time getting to know ‘the likes of them’.
Muzzerr is not ‘appy as La Fat Blonde Trolloppe (according to Muzzerr) ees Le Uncle’s old girlfriend.
‘She will eat you up’ say Muzzerr.
We all watch Les Girls arrival.
Ah see La ‘Fat Blonde Trollope’ and I am not too worried, she look like she already eaten some uzzerr little boy.
They are very glamorous and they dance le Cancan and ah am terribly impressed. ‘Are they Show Girls Le Uncle?’ ah ask.
‘Crikey’ say Le Uncle, ‘You’d have to ask them that’.
‘e can barely talk ‘e so excited.
And that ees when all le trouble started.
‘My boy is having NOTHING to do with those Trolloppes’ shrieked Muzzerr
‘so you two old Perverts can stop encouraging him!’.
And she stamp ‘er ‘ooves. Ah ‘ad no idea Le Uncle and Monsieur Danny Boy were Perverts. Ah ‘ave no idea what perverts are. Ah decide ah would like to be one when ah grow up.
We all ignore Muzzerr, besides Les Girls are kicking their ‘ooves up and tossing their manes about.
Le Uncle say they are part of a Muzzerr and Daughter dance troupe.
Le Fat BlondeTrolloppe’s Muzzerr ees very old and grumpy ‘e say.
She do not look old and grumpy to me.
Muzzerr on le other ‘and…
Le more Les Girls kick their ‘ooves up, le more grumpy Muzzerr ees getting.
Then Monsieur Danny Boy start dancing around showing off.
‘Ow can ah impress Les Girls ah think.
Ah disengage mah ‘indquarters.
That should do eet ah think. Uzzerr Muzzerr gets very excited when ah do that.
Le Uncle ‘ee ees depressed that La Fat Blonde Trolloppe
ees accompanied by ‘er Muzzerr ‘oo ‘ates ‘little Ausie Blighters’ like ‘im.
Fortunately, ah am FRENCH.
Ah rush over to introduce to myself to ‘er ‘oo ‘ates Australian blokes.
Monsieur Danny Boy, ‘e parading round ‘like a Pimp on a mission’ Muzzerr say.
‘e does ‘ave le big white ‘airy coat and an attitude.
Of course eet ees difficult for me to get near Les Girls with Muzzerr’s big bottom in le way all le time.
She so mad ah suspect she about to release some chemical weapon anytime now. We try to get away from ‘er rear end.
Ah try to warn Le Uncle, Ah tell ‘im to ‘buggeur off’.
That ees French for ‘please be so kind as to go away’.
Monsieur Danny ‘as ‘is ‘ead stuck in le fence watching Les Girls.
Ah can see why.
Finally they stop dancing and start ‘oovering le paddock.
Ah simply cannot believe that dancing girls like them spend any time at all ‘oovering.
Ah strongly suspect la release of le chemical weapon.
Ah shall ‘ave to inspect Muzzerr’s undercarriage later.