Finally, because ah feel bad about using le Super Power on ‘im, ah turn and face ‘im, with le eyes open.
‘e can see me again’.
‘Sorry L’Uncle’, ah apologise, ‘ah did not mean to use le awesome power of invisibility, I do not know what got in to me’.
‘Son,’ ‘e say, and ah know ah am in for le lecture.
‘And do not tell me ah do not ‘ave le power of invisibility’ ah say and ah take le deep breathe and close le eye and put le right ‘oof up and wave it at ‘im.
‘There’ ah say triumphantly, ‘ow many ‘ooves am ah ‘olding up? What is that? You do not know?’
‘e is silent. Ah know now ‘e cannot see me so ah shake it all about at ‘im.
‘That is because ah am invisible L’Uncle, ah ‘ave le power eh eh eh’.
Ah am shaking it. Ah poke le tongue out at ‘im while ah do it and flap le ‘ooves about. Because ‘e can not see me, ah do not care ‘ow silly ah may look. It do not matteur, ah am invisible.
‘That is a very dignified silence you are maintaining there Zephyr’ say Uzzeur Muzzeur.
She is smiling at me as usual. It do not take much for ‘er to think ah am le most wonderful and cleveur ‘orze on le ‘ole planet.
eh eh eh.
‘What are you on about?’ say L’Uncle, ‘Zephyr is about as dignified as ugg boots on a starfeesh’
‘L’Uncle’ ah whisper, ‘do not credit me with quite so much dignity; la starfish ‘as many feet’.
Ah can not understand where le wisdom come from in le spur of le moment but out it come.
Of course, ah am le most dignified ‘orze in le ‘ole paddock, but it does not ‘urt to show some ‘umility.
‘Oh Good Grief,’ sigh L’Uncle, ‘here it comes, now yer speaking a load of bollocks that nobody understands, least of all you; oi suppose you have changed yer name to something loike ‘Ezykill Hopeful Carrot Worshipper”