Mum, Mum, what is this?
It’s my neck Son.

Yes but why?
It just is.

What about up here, what is this?
It is you being a pain in the neck.

Mum, Mum, what does your neck do?

Have I got one?

What if we had two necks?

Mum, Mum, why haven’t I got two necks?

Mum, why does your neck start here?

Why can’t you have another neck?

I want two necks.

Ears should go here.

Why don’t ears go here?

You should have a whole row of them up here.

Mum, why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Mum, will I be a sheep when I grow up?

Mum, was my Dad a sheep?

Mum why have we got legs instead of wheels? I want wheels.

Mum, Mum…
Oh for GAWDZ sake, PERSIL…..TAKE HIM!

I don’t THINK so Merlot, it wasn’t me who went off and got herself PREGNANT MERLOT.