On zis day ah find ah am in ‘ot demand.
Jenny Paterson comes to zee me and naturally ah bestow on ‘er a Royal Kiss.

Zen ah teach ‘er ‘ow to be’ave around me.

She iz quite a fast learner

My Muzzerr iz zere to make sure she be’ave.

His Lordship, My Muzzerr zays, likes to be scratched right here.

Zen she checks to make sure Jenny ‘az not stolen mah tail.

Zen we practise la Tango for a bit.

Jenny iz a fast learner .

Ah can’t ‘elp singing a little az Jenny circles me clicking ‘er heels.

Zen ah do my zolo bit wiz ze castanets, well, I would if ah ‘ad castanets.
Note to zelf, equip mahself with castanets.

Zen ah give Jenny a ‘ug and it is all over.