Today ah  decide to give Jenny some of mah valuable time in order to get ‘er used to handling ropes around moi.

Mah Muzzerr is on hand at all timez for encouragement which, although quite embarrazzing, iz at the zame time strangely reassuring.

But ah ‘ave done all zis before and frankly, it iz getting a bit boring zo…

Ah decide to start with a ‘zing-along’.
Ah startz by humming and encourage Jenny to do likewise.

No no ah zay, look, open your mouth and let rip – like this…

Ah admit to getting a little carried away and pretty soon the opening refrain from ‘Wild ‘Orses’ is heard loud and clear but – quelle ‘orror – Jenny can’t sing in tune!

Zo of course, what can ah do but zing louder to drown ‘er out!

Wild ‘Orzes, couldn’t drag me away…

Zuddenly ah realize ah am le only one zinging.
Zis iz a little embarrassing zo ah stop immediately.

Zen ah decide to teach ‘er la correct methode of picking up mah feet.

Zis will be important for when I can’t be bozzered to pick zem up mahself.
Finally ah take Jenny for a walk.