Today ah wake up and my Muzzerr ah zee iz being very lazy.

She should be ‘oovering le paddock but no, zere she iz, snoozing in le zun.
So ah decide to ‘elp ‘er get up.

Get up muzzerr, I zay, Get up, ah need a drink and zere is ‘oovering to be done…

My Muzzerr, she stub out ‘er cigerette and ‘eave ‘erself to ‘er feet…

Ah may ‘ave exagerated about le cigerette.

Ah do know zo, zat without me, erzon, ‘elping ‘er to ‘er feet, she might never ‘ave got up. Ah am a big ‘elp.

Finally she stand…

Even Bedlamb, the sheep is impressed.