Today, my Muzzerr iz being a pain, she follow me everywhere.

Enough iz enough already ah zay, ah am a big boy now; look, ah can do zis.

But she will not listen zo ah ‘ave to run away wiz la pooch.

Of courze ah can outrun any pooch.

Ah play wiz my ball for a bit.

But zen zomezing catch mah eye.

It iz la cat and ‘e is wearing mah tail!

Ah get an awful shock about zat but luckily Muzzerr ‘ad a drink ready for me.

And ah forget all about my tail after zat.