This morning, az ah was pretending to ‘ave died, Ah zee mah zecond Muzzerr coming over to pay ‘er respects.

Ah bestow a royal kiss on ‘er.

Zen it iz time for me to teach ‘er ‘ow to ‘andle me.
She ‘as a broken elbow you know.

She iz quite well be’aved .

Ah gracefully pretend zat she iz training me.

I zink we all know ‘oo trains ‘oo in zis paddock.

Zen she decides ah must wear zome face furniture.

Ah do not mind, it iz only for a short time and la colour suitz me.

I talk to my Muzzerr about it later, az ah zee she iz wearing ‘er face furniture.