My Muzzerr, she laze around all day if it were not for me.

Ah ‘ave to get ‘er up if ah want to be fed.

Get up Muzzerr, you lazy ‘efferlump, ah say, Get up now.

It works every time because…

Ah am Le Boss around ‘ere.

Ah like to start mah day wiz a salute to le sun.

Zen, ah like to zing a zong

‘Wild ‘Orzes, none of zem are az fast az meeeee’

‘Wild wild ‘orzes…’

‘Hmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm Le orzes’

Of courze, ah don’t know all le words.

Ah ask my Muzzerr, but she iz busy wiz le ‘oovering

Oh look…Zere is Le Uncle Persil – ‘e is Australian you know.