Today Muzzerr and ah were rudely interrupted from our ‘oovering and told to march into le mouth of la monster.
Of course ah am not afraid to do zis, zo, after allowing Muzzerr to be eaten up first, ah follow.
Ah am still quite interested in le monsters tonsils which Le Uncle assures me are somewhere at le back of le throat ‘ere.
Ah can’t zee zem. Per’aps ‘e ‘ad zem removed.
Zen le Monster closes ‘is jaws and we are trapped while ‘e gallomphs around le countryside.
When ‘e eventually decides to eject us, we are in a brand new place but it is OK because some’ow Uzzerr Muzzerr iz ‘ere too.
Ah decide to train La Uzzerr Muzzerr. ‘Ere’, ah zay, ‘step over zis. Zo she does.
‘Come on’ ah zay, ‘lift your knee ‘igh like zis’.
Zen ah take La Uzzerr Muzzerr for a walk.
‘Do not worry Muzzerr’, ah zay, ‘ah can ‘andle ‘er’.
Muzzerr iz still watching me, ah know it.
Zo ah ‘ave to be’ave mahzelf. Ah am in enough trouble az it iz from yesterday.
Bezides, when ah am a good boy, Uzzerr Muzzerr knows just ‘ow to scratch me.
Zen Uzzerr Muzzerr and ah find some challenges.
Ah bravely show Uzzerr Muzzerr ‘ow to tackle such zings.
Ah do not know why she iz zo pleased wiz ‘erself,
she would not even put ‘er ‘ooves on it.
Zere are uzzer ‘orzes ‘ere. Zis one iz very beautiful but she do not know ‘ow to walk over a bridge properly so…
‘Zere’ah zay, ‘now you do it’.
Next zing ah zee ‘er climbing up on top of a platform.
‘Do not do zis” ah shout, but it iz too late.
Ah ‘ave to talk ‘er down. Ah did not realise she would get zo depressed about being shown what to do by a foal prodigy.
Zen along come mah Dad and ‘e want me to train ‘im too.
‘Up ‘ere like zis, Dad’ ah zay, but ah do not really zink ‘e should do zis.
It iz a dangerous maneuvere zat should only be attempted by brave ‘orzes like mahself.
Zen ah demonstrate going le uzzerr way.
Of course no way iz mah Dad going to set ‘oof on zis bridge.
Finally, ah am back inside le mouth of la monster and we end up back at ‘ome.
Ah ave a lot to talk to Le Uncle about but first ah must ‘ave a nap.