Starting today, ah am training to be a War ‘Orze.
Training to be a War ‘orze, takes le skill and le dedication.

One must start by learning to control La stick.

From zere, one master control a la petit frond

Before moving on de le branch control

Zis iz very dangerous you understand and must not be attempted by just any old ‘orze…

But zen, ah am le type of ‘orze ‘oo court dangeur.

It can take a normal ‘orze many year to master, me ‘owever, learned mastery over le branch in less zan 3 minutes…

Zen ah take a break and move on to anozzer of mah disciplines – zat of le ‘armonica playing…

And zen ah check to zee what Le Uncle Persil is doing.
‘E iz talking to la girls through le fence as usual

So ah carry on at mah War ‘Orze practice using La Grande epole
(you can never ‘ave too much training practise)

Ah check to zee what ah would look like wiz a beard…
Not bad at all ah ‘ave to zay.

And finally, seeing az neither my Muzzerr nor le Uncle are taking any notice of me, ah come for a cuddle from my Uzzer Muzzerr.
Zumtimes, even a War ‘Orze like mahself need la cuddles, besides, she zink ah am le most brave, clever and ‘andzome War ‘Orze in le paddock.
And zat includez le Uncle.