Ah waz a bad boy so ah got told off by my Muzzerr AND Le Uncle.

My Muzzerr even look le other way when Le Uncle bite mah bum.

‘e apologise straight away and say ‘e ‘ave to bite me on my Muzzerrs orderz.

What did ah do zat waz zo bad ah ‘ear you ask?
(Apart from sabotage le family portrait yesterday)

Ah may ‘ave got a bit grumpy wiz mah Muzzerr when she would not play wiz me.

Ah also may ‘ave smeared a gob-full of slime out of le pond all over mah Muzzerrs nice shiny coat.

‘Ow waz ah to know she would get zo upset about zat?

Mah Muzzerr dragged me over to my Uzzerr Muzzer after zat.

Here, she say, this is a very naughty boy, you deal with him.

Ah ‘ad to dress up in mah ‘alter and pose for a photo.
Ah look like a dweeb.

Zen ah waz made to apologize again.

Ah am getting good at looking apologetic even when ah am not.