Today, mah Muzzerr and Le Uncle getting on zo well some exceptionally stupeed person suggest a nice family portrait.

Of course, family portraits are training ground for saboteurs like myself

Zo once everyone line up it is simply a matter of…

It get boring standing around being all prim and propeur so ah do not know what got into me but suddenly ah can not h’elp mahself.

Ah know mah Muzzerr is getting crabby zo ah try to get ‘er to ‘ave a kiss…

My Muzzerr is getting crabbier by le minute…

But ah am ‘aving too much fun to notice the warning signs.
Finally ah announce in a big loud zilly voice zat it must be opening time at le Milky Bar…

and mah Muzzerr finally snap and she drag me off and give me a ‘uge telling off. Ah can’t even blame Le Uncle for zis one.