On zis day ah find ah am in ‘ot demand.
Jenny Paterson comes to zee me and naturally ah bestow on ‘er a Royal Kiss.

Zen ah teach ‘er ‘ow to be’ave around me.

She iz quite a fast learner

My Muzzerr iz zere to make sure she be’ave.

His Lordship, My Muzzerr zays, likes to be scratched right here.

Zen she checks to make sure Jenny ‘az not stolen mah tail.

Zen we practise la Tango for a bit.

Jenny iz a fast learner .

Ah can’t ‘elp singing a little az Jenny circles me clicking ‘er heels.

Zen ah do my zolo bit wiz ze castanets, well, I would if ah ‘ad castanets.
Note to zelf, equip mahself with castanets.

Zen ah give Jenny a ‘ug and it is all over.

Today, my Muzzerr iz being a pain, she follow me everywhere.

Enough iz enough already ah zay, ah am a big boy now; look, ah can do zis.

But she will not listen zo ah ‘ave to run away wiz la pooch.

Of courze ah can outrun any pooch.

Ah play wiz my ball for a bit.

But zen zomezing catch mah eye.

It iz la cat and ‘e is wearing mah tail!

Ah get an awful shock about zat but luckily Muzzerr ‘ad a drink ready for me.

And ah forget all about my tail after zat.

This morning, az ah was pretending to ‘ave died, Ah zee mah zecond Muzzerr coming over to pay ‘er respects.

Ah bestow a royal kiss on ‘er.

Zen it iz time for me to teach ‘er ‘ow to ‘andle me.
She ‘as a broken elbow you know.

She iz quite well be’aved .

Ah gracefully pretend zat she iz training me.

I zink we all know ‘oo trains ‘oo in zis paddock.

Zen she decides ah must wear zome face furniture.

Ah do not mind, it iz only for a short time and la colour suitz me.

I talk to my Muzzerr about it later, az ah zee she iz wearing ‘er face furniture.