It ‘as been a week now since ah ‘ad to witness a man walking bout een
‘orrible blue overalls, ah watch as life goes on all around me.

Ah stick close to Uzzerr Muzzer when she come to le paddock.

Ah try to be a ‘elpful boy.

Ah do what ah can though mah wounds are
far from ‘ealed and ah could die at any minute.

Uzzerr Muzzerr tell me not to worry – ‘Bugger off’ she say,
‘she will take care of eet’ she say.

But ah cannot bare to see ‘er work all alone.

So ah get on le end of le rake and move eet around a bit.

Soon ‘owever ah find mahself tiring. Mah injuries ‘ave not yet ‘ealed
and if ah am too ‘elpful ‘oo know what might ‘appen.
Besides le rake does not taste so good.

Muzzerr eez worried about me, ah can tell.

Ah ‘elp ‘er with le ‘oovering.

Suddenly Le Uncle yell at me to come and watch ‘im rap.
‘E eez a ‘Clip Clop’ artist.

Ah ‘ave to admit ‘e eez very good. Eet takes mah mind off le pain.

Zen ‘e does sumzing called Le Planking. ‘E stays lark zis for a long time.
Hours go by and still Le Uncle remain in position.
Then ‘e start snoring.

‘Oo knew Le Uncle, ‘oo eez elderly, could be so ‘ip.