Two big ‘orzes went past today.
Zey were being chased by a man ‘oo waz perched on a seat on wheels.
We all saw eet.

Muzzerr and ah ran away before le seat on wheels could chase us.

Of course ah demonstrated what would ‘appen if le seat on wheels came anywhere near me.

No wheely seat will get le better of Lord lubbaDuck.

We all went back for anuzzerr look.

Ah pretend to be chased by le chair on wheels.

Zen Muzzerr and ah race each uzzerr around le paddock.

Of course ah am much faster zan Muzzerr. She ‘as a big bottom to cart around.

Le Uncle mentioned zis to ‘er and Muzzerr went nuts.

Quelle ‘oreour!
Ah now know zat when Muzzerr eez in zis kind of mood eet eez best to run away.

As usual ah run faster zan any speeding pullet.
Ah do not know why zey are supposed to be zo fast. Ah ave not met one ah cannot outrun yet.

Of course, ah do not go far – ah do not lark to miss out on anyzing.

Zen ah decide to ‘elp Muzzerr ‘oo eez still chasing Le Uncle.

We gallop after ‘im but as usual, when ‘e eez in trouble, ‘e ‘as disappeared.

Le Uncle can go faster zan a speeding full grown rooster, we ‘ave no idea
where ‘e eez.

Muzzerr and ah play ‘over ‘orze and suddenly ah realise Le Uncle eez be’ind
us all along.

Ah pretend ah ‘ave not noticed ‘im and do not tell Muzzerr.
We follow Muzzerr’s big bottom.

Eet really eez a big bottom.