On Saturday, I meet mah Aunt from Australia.
She eez no relation to Le Uncle despite coming from Australia and she does not even look lark ‘im either, ‘owever, zay ‘ave one zing een common.
Zey are both very rude. She approach me, LORD LubbaDuck, wiz ‘er cap still on.

At least she bow down to me.

Az she eez Australian,  ah decide to teach ‘er ‘ow to approach
a ‘orze of mah importance.

‘You must remove your ‘at’, ah zay.

Ah admit eet eez quite a difficult ‘at to remove

But ah show ‘er ‘ow eet eez done.

‘Zere’ ah zay, ‘zis eez not a joke’. But she zome’ow zink eet eez hilarious.
Ah am not laughing.
Zen she put ‘er ‘at back on!

Zo once again, ah a’ve to remove eet for ‘er.

La Australian Imbecile zeem incapable of removing eet ‘erself!

‘Zere’ ah zay, ‘do not let me catch you wearing zis in mah presence again’.

Zis time ah am clever and refuse to give eet back to ‘er.

Incredibly, she try to wrest eet from me! Does she not realise ‘oo ah am?
She pose for photos wiz me but ah keep ah a tight ‘old on ‘er ‘at.