Ah am getting gelded zis week.

Ah am not worried because Le Uncle ‘as explained it all to me.

‘Son’, ‘e zay, ‘you are about to lose your balls’.

Ah only ‘ave two but ah am a grown up ‘orze now so ah do not zem.
Ah ‘ardly ever play wiz zem now.

Ah point zis out to Le Uncle and ah show ‘im mah balls.

‘Crikey’ zay Le Uncle.

And when ah explain ah do not need zem any more,
‘e so impressed with ‘ow well ah am taking it, ‘e do not know what to zay.

Ah will not miss zis ball at all.

Zis one, ‘owever  iz lark an old friend, but ah will cope

Ah walk away from mah balls.
Some guy will come and collect zem on Monday.