Aah Uzzeurr Muzzeur is ‘ere at last. ‘allo ‘allo ah say cheerfully.

‘Tis ah, Zephyr’ ah add in case she do not recognise me. It ‘as been le few days.

Le Monsieur and ah take Uzzeur Muzzeur oveur to where ah will show ‘er what ah ‘ave taught ‘im.

Ah tell ‘im to stay in le one spot while ah test le ground.
‘e do this quite well. ‘That is very good Monsieur’ ah say.
Now we will do something new.

Ah desard to try to teach ‘im to jump up ‘igh. Ah demonstrate.
(La girls oveur le fence are watching so ah make it le big jump)

‘JUMP!’ ah say, ‘lark this’…

Just between you and me, it is true what they say – white men can not jump. Ah experiment with more jumping. Ah am ‘aving fun. La girls ah am sure, are most impressed. Ah impress  mahself.

Then ah am wore out. Monsieur Roar Eee and ah show Uzzeurr Muzzeurr l’ackamore.

‘It decorate  le farce’ ah explain ‘elpfully.

Monsieur Roar Eee ‘elp me into it.

Ah show Uzzeurr Muzzeurr ‘ow ah ‘ave trained Monsieur Roar Eee to stay on mah back

This way we can explore and ah do not ‘ave to wait for ‘im to catch up all le tarm.
Ah am looking for la girls.

But le Monsieur ‘e ‘ave otheur plans.

ah do not mind so much; we can explore oveur ‘ere.

Then ah desard to take ‘im for le canteur. ”Old on tart monsieur’ ah say.
Ah am ‘oping la girls are watching me now. Ah am also starting to feel a little ler peckish.

Ah am sensing le dinneur.

‘Dinneur noms’ ah think to mahself, ‘mmmmm carrots’.

Ah may ‘ave said that out aloud.

Ah did not mean to say that aloud.
ah am thinking about ‘ow ah can blame it on Monsieur Roar Eee.

Ah put on le ‘Racing Face’. La girls are impressed.
Ah am wondering if Uzzeurr Muzzeurr ‘as any carrots.

Ah show Uzzeurr Muzzeurr le Racing Face…

It is so impressive, ah ‘ave to race off to show la girls…