Today Monsieur Roar Eee and ah desard to go exploring.
It is le first tarm out.

”urry up Monsieur’ ah say, ah ‘ave things to see.

‘ee is too busy gas bagging with ‘is mates,
ah tell Uzzeurr Muzzeurr to tell ‘im to ‘urry up.

Suddenly, we are off. Ah got this. It is quite interesting.

There is much to look at. Although, ah do not see any girls.

‘What le ‘ell is that?’ ah say, but ah am only joking, ah know what it is.

Ah explore oveur ‘ere

All l’exploring is is quite interesting ah think.

Ah wondeur if there are any girls living in ‘ere.
Looking at how much grass is left in ‘ere ah doubt that very much.

Ah  enjoy le self immensely. Ah am le famous explorer. Le name Zephyr will be spoken in awe.

Ah am awestruck by my bravery.

Suddenly le ground it fall away beneath le feets.

Surely Monsieur you do not expect me to tread there, there is no ground to put le feets on.

But ‘e does. Ah can not believe it. Where do ah put le feets? What is ‘appening?
Ah ‘ave to be very careful ‘ere – anything could ‘appen.

Then ah get it, le front go down and le back go up.

Suddenly ah ‘ave become such l’expert of ‘l’ill work’ we end up miles away from Uzzeur Muzzeur
‘oo is far too slow and scared to keep up with me.
Ah call out to ‘er. ‘Do not worry about me’ ah cry.

By le tarm we get back, ah am famished.

Ah ignore la girl next door, ‘where did you go’? she ask, ‘Zephyr, where did you go???’
But ah am busy eating.
Ah did not even break le sweat ah think to mahself.
Respect.