Last night there was le Prison Riot during which le Prisoner broke out.

Uzzeur Muzzeur is not ‘appy; ah get le blame!
‘Ah ‘ave no idea what you are on about’ ah explain, ‘ah do not know where le prisoner is;
‘oweveur, ah will ‘elp you look for ‘im because ah am le ‘elpful little boy’.
Uzzeur Muzzeur too stupeed to remember it was me all along. Eh eh eh.

Ah see la chats – ah will question them.
Ah make sure Uzzeur Muzzeur is noticing ‘ow ‘elpful ah am being.

‘Excusez-moi Monsieur’ ah say loudly, ‘but would you know anything about le Prison Riot last evening?’
‘Monsieur le Chat Noir is clearly guilty but ‘e not saying anything about anything’ ah explain to Uzzeurr Muzzeurr.

Ah try le uzzeur le chat. ‘Ah would lark to talk to you about le Prison Riot’ ah convey,
‘Did you see anything at all last night?’
‘e tell me ‘e do not speak french, this ah convey to Uzzeur Muzzeurr.

Suddenly ah am streepped nakard but before ah am given le streep search ah cleverly collapse on le ground.
‘Ohh arrr ah am dead’ ah groan ‘you can not arrest le dead ‘orze’.

Ah ‘ave laid down on le stone so ah ‘ave to shift le position,
ah ‘ope Uzzeurr Muzzeurr do not notice. Unfortunately, she do.

Ah am marched back to le re’ab. This ah can not believe.

Once again ah am confined be’ind le tarp. Electric Tarp.