Last night there was le Prison Riot during which le Prisoner broke out.
Uzzeur Muzzeur is not ‘appy; ah get le blame!
‘Ah ‘ave no idea what you are on about’ ah explain, ‘ah do not know where le prisoner is;
‘oweveur, ah will ‘elp you look for ‘im because ah am le ‘elpful little boy’.
Uzzeur Muzzeur too stupeed to remember it was me all along. Eh eh eh.
Ah see la chats – ah will question them.
Ah make sure Uzzeur Muzzeur is noticing ‘ow ‘elpful ah am being.
‘Excusez-moi Monsieur’ ah say loudly, ‘but would you know anything about le Prison Riot last evening?’
‘Monsieur le Chat Noir is clearly guilty but ‘e not saying anything about anything’ ah explain to Uzzeurr Muzzeurr.
Ah try le uzzeur le chat. ‘Ah would lark to talk to you about le Prison Riot’ ah convey,
‘Did you see anything at all last night?’
‘e tell me ‘e do not speak french, this ah convey to Uzzeur Muzzeurr.
Suddenly ah am streepped nakard but before ah am given le streep search ah cleverly collapse on le ground.
‘Ohh arrr ah am dead’ ah groan ‘you can not arrest le dead ‘orze’.
Ah ‘ave laid down on le stone so ah ‘ave to shift le position,
ah ‘ope Uzzeurr Muzzeurr do not notice. Unfortunately, she do.
Ah am marched back to le re’ab. This ah can not believe.
Once again ah am confined be’ind le tarp. Electric Tarp.
I can’t even begin to describe how much I love these! They are clever, funny, witty, beautiful, and every other wonderful word in the book…
Dear Zyphir, hope you will be getting well enough soon to be frollocking outside the rehab pen but I would also like to point out that it is actually a huge privilege for a horse to be in a seperate pen … only royalty get this treatment usually and you should be very proud to receive such treatment… or maybe you are actually on a witness protection programme what with all your knowledge of the dealer? Well, just trust that this pen is special and so are you!
(maybe that helps, Cathy… )
Dear Ella,
You obviously know Royalty when you see eet.
Ah know many things, in fact, actually, ah know everything there ees to know about everything.
Sincerely
Lord LubbaDuck (Zephyr)
Hi Ella,
thank you for such a lovely comment – so glad you enjoy them 🙂
Please excuse Zephyr’s bragging
cheers
Cathy
I am sure this should make iternational headlines. Prison breaks are very important news.
Dear Melanie,
You are right, ah should be international headline, ah will ‘ave to find out why ah am not
Sincerely
Lord LubbaDuck (Zephyr)