At last, ah am out of captivity and off probation. Freedom ‘as neveur felt so good.

Ah am flat out today catching up on all sort of sterf.

L’ouse God came by to pay ‘is respect but ah was too busy to see ‘im.
‘Crikey’ ah ‘ear L’Uncle say, ‘oi don’t know where he put eet, probabloi upisarse’.

‘ah did not leave anything in Upisarse,’ ah assure L’ouse God, ‘Ah ‘ave never even been to Upisarse’.

‘Oi said you probably stuffed them…oh never mind’.

Ah do not mind. One day ah think to mahself, ah may make le trip to Upisarse.

‘Son’, say L’Uncle, ‘oi’ll show you where yurarse is eef you don’t gedup and show some respect’..

‘Yurarse’ ah say, ‘do ah need le passport to go there?’

L’Uncle step back while ah get mahself ready for ler trip to Yurarse.

Ah check le lambs. 1, 2, 3, 4.

But le sun is warm, ah ‘ave four lambs still attached to me, Yurarse can wait.