Ah am now in Re’ab.

Ah am le Bad Boy of le Paddock.

While stuck ‘ere, ah make up le song about Re’ab which ah shall now sing for you…

‘They try to mark me go to re’ab ah say…

Neigh Neigh Neigh…

Ah ain’t got time and L’Uncle think ah fine…

so ah say Neigh Neigh Neigh…

NEIGH NEIGH NEIEEEEEGGGHHHHHH’

Now ah ‘ave finish le song ah look for something else to do.
Ah am quite enjoying mahself in rehab.
Ah ‘ave a lot of le visiteurs.

Uzzeurr Muzzeur is coming over to see me now.
It must be le visiting ‘our.
Ah pick up le bouquet and ‘urriedly finish le nom. .

L’Uncle tell me le way to Uzzeurr Muzzeurr’s ‘eart is to present ‘er with le bouquet.

‘Ere Uzzeurr Muzzeurr’ ah say, ‘ah present you with this bouquet as le token of mah love for you’.

‘ere, take it and fill it up’.

‘Oi said a BOUQUET not a bloody BUCKET ya hairy leedle Tosser’.