It appear Uzzerr Muzzerr  – she ees not too ‘appy with me.

Ah‘ practice my new ‘airdressing skills on Le Uncle.

Personally ah think eet look avant-garde

Muzzerr took one look and burst out laughing.
She ‘as no understanding of art.

‘Mwha haaa haaaa’ she went,
‘Oh Lordy you just wait until Uzzerr Muzzerr gets down here and see’s that’.

And she snigger away to ‘erself for le rest of le morning.

Le Uncle quite like ‘is new look. Ah ‘ad also trimmed ‘is fringe.

‘Well Tie me Kangaroo down Sport’ ‘e say,
after ‘e ‘ad a good look at ‘imself in le trough.

‘You like eet Le Uncle?’

‘Moite, oi look about ten years younger,
but Uzzerr Muzzerr ees going to be as mad as a snake een a sock’.

Apparently that ees not a good thing.

Then we ‘eard Uzzerr Muzzerr pull up een ‘er car.

‘Zephyr’ yell Le Uncle, ‘Oi would go and hide eef oi was you Sport’.

Ah carefully watch Uzzerr Muzzerr as she notice Le Uncle’s new ‘aircut.

‘ZEPHYR!’ she yell, and ah realise now ees
le time to pretend to be some other ‘orze.

‘Ah do not know where le ‘orze called Zephyr ees’ ah explain,
‘’e was ‘ere a while ago and then pooft – ‘e just dissappear’.

But Uzzerr Muzzerr – she ees on to me and ah am een big trouble.
Obviously she too, ‘as no appreciation of le arts.