29 year old part time model and full time Lothario, Persil Beaucoup (AKA Hoof Hefner) was caught in flagrante delicto today in what the paddock police are calling The Most Blatant Attempt at Seduction seen since last week.
Beaucoup puts his new found drive and energy down to the common spice – Turmeric, which has been added to his diet (along with black pepper and linseed oil).
‘Crikey,’ the little Aussie philanderer said, ‘I can’t help it; the mares are all over me like crocs on a drowning swimmer’.
As if to prove a point he whispers something to passer-by, Starzi Paterson who immediately giggles like a young filly.
Previous girlfriend, paddock socialite Merlot Moo, declined to give an interview saying she was shocked and appalled by Beaucoup’s behaviour. ‘It’s time he acted his age’ she said. ‘I’ve got a son who is (at a) very impressionable age and I don’t want to see him impressing this sort of behaviour on my boy’.