Le Uncle ees een big trouble with Muzzerr again.

We were ‘aving le chat about Muzzer’s BIG BOTTOM.
Eet ees a ‘uge bottom.

‘She ‘as an enormous bottom Le Uncle’ ah say.

‘I wouldn’t say that in front of her’ said Le Uncle.
‘Say what?’ ah asked.
‘Do not tell your mother that she has a large bottom’ he said.

‘What? ah ask again, ‘you will ‘ave to yell Le Uncle, ah am ‘ard of ‘earing today’.
‘Do not tell your Mother‘, and now ‘e start to yell at me ‘that she has a huge backside‘ he shout.

There ees silence een le paddock. Not even a bird sing. Monsieur Paterson can not believe what ‘e just ‘eard.

Suddenly Le Uncle realise what ‘e just said and ‘ow loud ‘e said it.
‘e try to pin le blame on me.
Muzzerr continue to ‘oover le paddock.

Time ‘as stop still. We all ‘old our breaths.

At last Muzzerr look up from ‘er ‘oovering and she glare at Le Uncle.

‘Le Uncle’ ah say, ‘e ees pretending to ‘oover le paddock.

‘Hey Le Uncle, Muzzerr want to talk to you’ ah say helpfully.

‘PERSIL BEAUCOUP,’ whisper my Muzzerr, and ah can tell she ‘as thought ‘ard about what to say to ‘im.
‘e ees een big trouble.

‘Persil’, she snarl, ‘Don’t let your mind wander – it’s too small to be let out alone’.

Ah ‘ave to think about this for a bit.

Finally ah get eet.
‘Don’t worry Muzzerr’, ah say, ‘Ah will let mah mind out for a wander with le Uncle’s mind’.