Ah am being a very helpful little boy today.
‘Ere ees Le Uncle’ ah say, ‘anding ‘im over to Uzzerr Muzzerr.

There ees a bit of difficulty releasing le rope from
mah teefs ‘oo seem to want o ‘ang on to eet.

‘Ang on a minute’ ah say, ‘any minute now ah will ‘and ‘im over’.

Then eet occur to me, there are big possibilities een being le rope ‘andler.
Le Uncle looks worried.

‘OK Le Uncle’ ah say, ‘Move back,’ and ah shake le rope at ‘im.
‘You’re kidding,’ ‘e say. Ah assure ‘im ah am not kidding.

‘e take a step back so ah reward ‘im by dropping le rope.

Then ah go to pick eet up again. Ah am going to teach ‘im to do le Spanial Walk.

But Quelle ‘orreour, ‘e does not want to learn ‘ow le Spaniel walk.
‘e tell me, to ‘Pees off’!

Of course ah am upset. Ah sniff and sob and Uzzerr Muzzer rush over to comfort
me as ah knew she would.
Besides, Muzzerr ees glaring at ‘im. ‘e ees een big trouble.
Now ‘e ‘as to do everything ah say.

‘everything ah say?’ ah check with Uzzerr Muzzerr.

Ah grab ‘old of le rope again. Le Uncle ‘e give a ‘uge sigh and roll ‘is eyes.

‘Le Uncle’ ah say, ‘Listen up’. And ah shake le rope at ‘im impressively,

‘Ah want you to sing Waltzing Matilda’.