Ah am forced to ‘ave le teefs cleaned and le filed.
Of course ah point out to le dentist and Monsieur Roar Eee that ah was not about to ‘ave this done without le drug.
Le drug pusheur is called in and soon ah do not care what le dentist do to me.

When UzzMuzz finally desard to arrive, ah give ‘er le winning smile – lark this one from last year…
‘Goodness’ she exclaim, ‘you scared the crap out of me’.

Then Monsieur Roar Eee tell ‘er that we ‘ave work to do and she must stop kissing me immediately.
We get ready for le work while UzzMuzz stand around being about as useful as limpet at le ballroom dance.
This is not very useful at all.
‘Mind le clean teefs’ ah remind le Monsieur.

We ‘ave sterf to do. Ah am ‘oping le sterf involve la cow.

Look out la cow ah say.

Ah smile le winning smile again.
Ah ‘ave clean teefs, they glint in le lart  – obviously judging from UzzMuzz’s reaction, this will scare le crap out of any cow.
‘Mwah haa haaaaa’ ah yell as we gallop off to find la cow.

Instead we find UzzMuzz. ‘Close enough’ ah mutteur.
Le Monsieur get off and, ah can ‘ardly believe it, UzzMuzz get on!

Le next day, UzzMuzz arrive again and togetheur, we go out le gate and off with le Monsieur on le big

black ‘orze. ”ang on tart’ UzzMuzz ah say ‘we ‘ave la cow to find’.

We are off, UzzMuzz and ah ‘aving l’adventure togetheur.

This must be what L’Uncle told me all about. Ah enjoy showing UzzMuzz around.