Today UzzMuzz did not come out to visit me so ah desard to inform you all about le Winteur ‘oliday ah ‘ave this year.

Unfortunately Muzzeurr’s new boyfriend L’oover ‘ad to come with us.

‘e is l’imbicile. ah can not understand what she see in ‘im.

Ah try to keep ‘er away from ‘im..

And ah think we all know ‘oo look best for le camera.

Anyway le rest of l’erd join us and ah am pleased to see Aunty Indy – she regard moi as ‘er long lost son now found.
”allo allo Tante Indy’ ah say, ‘it is moi, Zephyr your long lost son all grown up’.
‘Gerd ‘elp usall’ she say and ah can tell ah ‘ave made ‘er day despite Usall needing l’elp.
Ah can ‘ear Muzzeur in le background muttering about me being ‘er son and something else about la big beige tart.

But le best of all Tante Indy can’t stand l’imbicile – she ‘ave le taste.

‘Ha haaa’ ah shout at L’imbicile, ‘all la lardies love me not you’.
‘Fickorf you obnoxious little banker’ ‘e say, or something lark that.
Ah do not understand a word ‘e say but ah am pretty sure ‘e mean it as le compliment.

Ah slow down to le trot, ‘le name is ZEPHYR’ ah point out to ‘im, ‘not Fickorf; you must ‘ave me mistaken for some otheur famous and ‘andsome ‘orze’.

Le Autumn drag on how’eveur, in May le friend Benjamin Frankly join le ‘erd.
”Allo allo Monsieur Benjamin’ ah greet ‘im, ‘you probably do not recognise me but it is ah, Zephyr, ah am le grown up ‘orze now’. ‘e also seem to know Fickorrf.
Muzzeur is still going on about la beige tart. Ah ‘ave no idea what she talk about.

Next door live la girl with l’uge botterm. ‘Limbicile and ah are quite interested.

L’imbicile and ah spend most of winteur farting.
‘e keep going on about Monsieur Fickorrf ‘oo ah do not know.

Muzzeurr still lark to do mah ‘air.

Then she do ler tail for me.

L’imbicile can not believe it.

‘Get used to it Imbicile’ ah say, ‘Everybody around ‘ere do as ah say, ah le most important little ‘orze in l’ole paddock’.

Ah think now mart be le tarm to walk away.