Sculpted in the Clouds

Ah am Muzzerr’s ‘Personal Trainer’.
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Le Uncle and ah discussed Muzzer’s fat botterm and decided something need to be done.
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She does ‘ave a fat botterm.
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She was posing for some photographs while Le Uncle and ah discuss politics and such important stuff.
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‘No, ah do not think you would be suitable to be President of this paddock;’ ah ‘ad to say eet.
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‘Ah do not think you ‘ave all le qualifications’ ah continue.
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Le Uncle, ‘e agree. ‘You’re roight  Son,’ ‘e say, ‘but I’d make a bloody good Prime Meenister’
Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e ees on about so ah just agree with ‘im.
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Then eet ees mah turn to pose.
Muzzerr slick mah ‘air down with slobbeur, and put on mah ‘Fresh Faced Intelligent Young Man face’.
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Uzzerr Muzzerr brush mah ‘air back over mah face.
Clearly eet does not pay to look too intelligent.
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Just then, ah spy a cloud up een le sky.
Eet ees shaped exactly like Muzzerr’s big botterm!
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Ah cannot  take mah eyes off eet.
‘oo climb up there and immortalize Muzzerr’s Botterm out of fluff, ah wonder.
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