Today ah make a plan so cleveur, you could attach a milk bar to eet
and call eet Muzzerr.

‘LE UNCLE’ ah yell, ‘ALP, ALP. ah Talking Tree ‘as abducted me and
want’s to give you a couple of wishes before ‘e release me’.

By the time ‘e rush over ah am ‘idden be’ind a tree.
‘A talking tree huh?’ he say.
Ah reply een a voice that sound just lark a talking tree,
‘Allo Monsieur, ah am a talking tree
and ah ‘ave abducted your nephew’.

Le Uncle ‘as no idea le tree ees not talking at all. Eet ees me.
‘Crikey’ ‘e say, ‘a talking tree’.

‘Yes indeed, ah am a talking tree and ah will grant you a couple of wishes,
in return for le safe passage of your nephew, what are they?’ ah say.
‘Hang on just a minute Mate,’ say Le Uncle,
‘that’s not how eet ees supposed to go’.

‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN?’ ah say in mah big tree voice,
‘Well, you big Tossa,’ ‘e say, ‘eef you abduct someone you are meant
to ask me to give you something in return for the release of the abductee’.
Thees ees news to me. Ah ‘ave to think about thees.

‘Are you sure?’ ah ask in a treely sort of way.

‘Quite sure’ ‘e say.
‘Een that case, you must give me all your abductee een return of your adorable nephew’.

‘What adorable nephew?’ ‘e say.
Ah can not believe ‘e just say that.
‘Thees one right ‘ere and ah can also
tell you ‘e ees le most ‘andsome and brave little ‘orze ah ‘ave ever met’.
Le Uncle ‘eave a big sigh, ‘e ees clearly missing me so ah feel sorry for ‘im.

Ah sneak out a bit and nudge ‘im with mah nose.
‘Le Uncle,’ ah say, ‘ eet ees me, ah am back, what ‘as been ‘appening?’

‘e can not believe ‘is nose. Ah edge forward a bit more.
‘Yes Le Uncle, eet really ees me’.

‘ah ‘ad to fight le tree and ah kill ‘im with mah iron ‘ooves and ‘ere ah am’.
Le Uncle ees clearly overjoyed to see me again.

Ah can not believe ‘e think ah was abducted by a talking tree.