4 days have past since ah escape my Muzzerr’s womb.
Personally ah ‘ave to say ah zink ah am getting more and more ‘andzome by le day.

Ah am learning all zortz of interesting sings, like where mah bottom is for example…
It is ‘ere.

And zat is mah tail attached to le end of it

Ah also discover zat ah ‘ave an Uncle.
‘Iz name iz le Uncle Persil. ‘Ee is Australian and ‘e ‘angs out wiz la sheep.

Ah like ‘im a lot but mah Muzzerr, she cannot stand ‘im.

Today I waz busy testing out le power of mah legs.
Already my Muzzerr zay ah can run az fast az a speeding pullet.

I need to just to get away from er.

It iz ‘ard work figuring out which leg should go first followed by what leg.

Ah also discoverr zat le feets are good for scratching le ear when ah can reach it without falling over.

Of course, zuch activity means ah need a drink.
Iz good Noms.

My Muzzerr, she in love with me.

It is day two of mah arrival ‘ere on earth and still no sign of any ‘eads of State rushing into le paddock wiz expenzive giftz for me. Ah’d ‘ave been ‘appy wiz three wize men az long az zey left any long speeches of wizenezz be’ind.

Ah ‘ad to check ze ground for footprints incaze they ‘ad been in the night but alas, no, just an impertinent worm oo told me to get off ‘iz tail.
Of course zen I ad to check back wiz my Muzzerr on ‘ow polite one ‘as to be to impertinent worms, ‘aving never met one before.

Silly Boy sayz my Muzzerr, you don’t even have to acknowledge a worm, you, My Son, she said, are the Most important little Man on the Planet.
I zink it waz zen zat I really got a zense of mah own self importance.
Now it iz up to me to let everyone elze know just ‘ow important ah am.

Go on Son, she zaid, here comes your second Mum, introduce yourself.

But ah didn’t ave to, mah uzzer Muzzer ah already met when ah firzt arrived ‘ere and she too immediately recognized and acknowledged just ‘ow important ah am.

Zo I zettled down for a power nap. Buzy chapz like mahself, need zees you know. Mah Muzzerr kindly agreed to act as mah P. A. in ze mean time. Not everyone ‘az a P. A. when zay are only 2 dayz old.