It is day two of mah arrival ‘ere on earth and still no sign of any ‘eads of State rushing into le paddock wiz expenzive giftz for me. Ah’d ‘ave been ‘appy wiz three wize men az long az zey left any long speeches of wizenezz be’ind.

Ah ‘ad to check ze ground for footprints incaze they ‘ad been in the night but alas, no, just an impertinent worm oo told me to get off ‘iz tail.
Of course zen I ad to check back wiz my Muzzerr on ‘ow polite one ‘as to be to impertinent worms, ‘aving never met one before.

Silly Boy sayz my Muzzerr, you don’t even have to acknowledge a worm, you, My Son, she said, are the Most important little Man on the Planet.
I zink it waz zen zat I really got a zense of mah own self importance.
Now it iz up to me to let everyone elze know just ‘ow important ah am.

Go on Son, she zaid, here comes your second Mum, introduce yourself.

But ah didn’t ave to, mah uzzer Muzzer ah already met when ah firzt arrived ‘ere and she too immediately recognized and acknowledged just ‘ow important ah am.

Zo I zettled down for a power nap. Buzy chapz like mahself, need zees you know. Mah Muzzerr kindly agreed to act as mah P. A. in ze mean time. Not everyone ‘az a P. A. when zay are only 2 dayz old.