4 days have past since ah escape my Muzzerr’s womb.
Personally ah ‘ave to say ah zink ah am getting more and more ‘andzome by le day.

Ah am learning all zortz of interesting sings, like where mah bottom is for example…
It is ‘ere.

And zat is mah tail attached to le end of it

Ah also discover zat ah ‘ave an Uncle.
‘Iz name iz le Uncle Persil. ‘Ee is Australian and ‘e ‘angs out wiz la sheep.

Ah like ‘im a lot but mah Muzzerr, she cannot stand ‘im.