L’Uncle ‘as promised to teach me le ‘okey Pokey.
‘Croiky’ ‘e say when ah remind ‘im, ‘Oi don’t know about that moi Son’.

Ah will not tark no for le answeur; ah follow ‘im around all day
‘But L’Uncle, you promise me, L’Uncle, you said…L’Uncle, L’Uncle’

Finally, afteur le bit of ler tussle, ‘e give in.
Ah knew ‘e would.

‘Roighto,’ ‘e sigh, ‘now raise your left leg loik so’.

Ah do. Of course ah am very good at le dancing.
Even L’Uncle admit it.

‘Now raise your roight leg and shake eet all about’ ‘e say.
Ah raise le rart lamb and shake it all about.

Suddenly there is le rush of l’action as L’Uncle yell ‘Come together now son and shake it all about again’.

The ‘e stop and ‘e start singing which is le very disturbing thing.
‘Put yer left leg in, put yer left leg out’ ‘e sing as ‘e puts ‘is lamb in and then out’.

‘Do the Hokey Pokey and shake it all about’, ‘e shout as we clash together again.
Ah ‘ave to admit ah lark this part.

‘Put yer roight leg in, put yer roight leg out’. Ah am getting pretty good at this.

‘Do le ‘okey Pokey and turn yourself around because that’s what IT’S ALL ABOUT”, we are both bellowing le words out.

Then we really ‘ave our groove on, we both bounce up and down in tarm to le singing which is mostly in mah ‘ead.
Ah ‘ave not ‘ad this much fun since le last battle of le fence.
We are Le ‘Okey Pokey Champions of le World.